A major announcement concerning nude photos of you.Posted: June 23, 2009
Amazingly, it always seems that these things happen when someone has a new CD coming out, or a new season of their TV show, or similar event. It is really inexplicable.
For those of you who publish here on WordPress, how often do you sign on to your account and see the hottest post on the entire service is about someone’s nude pictures? Its either that or that goofball with the blog denying global warming.
There are tons of these photos getting out. Who is taking them, who is leaking them?
So, because I care about all the readers of Blurt, I am announcing that I will
be leaking nude photos of everyone who reads this blog, and everyone that I know. I am not telling you when. Come on, if I tell you when, its not all that much of a leak is it?
You might ask why I would do such a thing. That would be a better question than when.
I am doing this because I care. It is part of my economic stimulus package.
I know that there are hard times everywhere. People are fighting for their jobs. Salaries for those who keep them are shrinking. The economy seems to be turning the corner, but when will it turn the corner and drive back up the hill? I don’t know, and neither do you.
It is no secret that leaked nude photos help these celebrities sell CDs, movie tickets and rake in more money. I’m convinced that if I release nude photos of you, you will at worst, keep or regain your job. If there is any justice, you’ll get a raise.
Now I know that many of you will want to thank me. Some of you may choose to do so by writing a note on the back of something called an injuction. Let me say right now, that you are welcome. Remember, its because I care.