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Fanged Frogs. Nothing good can come from this.

Now that you think of it, you haven't seen Miss Piggy in quite a while, have you?

Now that you think of it, you haven't seen Miss Piggy in quite a while, have you?

Today, we awake to the news that fanged frogs have been discovered in south east Asia.

Fanged Frogs.

I’m happy the world still has its mysteries out there to be discovered. I would like those to be much less disturbing.

Frogs eat flies. Why do they need fangs? Are there armored bugs now?

Hundreds of frog eggs are laid at a time by each female frog. Hundreds. Do you know how many fanged frogs they could make?

Frogs get fangs for a reason. Where is evolution going with this? Where is my cat?

Makes up for a lack of fangs, and other inadequacies

Makes up for a lack of fangs, and other inadequacies

One article I read said that the fangs are used by males to drive away other males and gain an advantage in mating. That is a lie. We all know that is what Corvettes are for.

Fanged frogs. What are they up to? Why have they been hiding? What will they do now that they’ve been discovered?

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4 Comments on “Fanged Frogs. Nothing good can come from this.”

  1. tsanda says:

    Fanged Frogs? That’s like a puppy with talons or sheep with dynomite straped to its chest (do sheep have chests?)… but im still holding out hope that scientists will discovery the unicorn already.

  2. Kathi D says:

    The world does not need more fangs.

  3. planetross says:

    If I had fangs, I could blow all that money I’ve been saving for a corvette on a more gas efficient vehicle … and maybe some hookers … or a whole rugby team … preferrably a women’t rugby team.

  4. queensgirl says:

    “Fanged frogs. What are they up to? Why have they been hiding? What will they do now that they’ve been discovered?”

    Answers to these questions, and more, in the next episode of “Omawarisan’s Wild World.”


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