Swine Flu shots are packed with microchips. Seriously.Posted: October 26, 2009
There have been calls from the extremes of both political wings and from the paranoid conspiracy folks for people to choose not to take the H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine when it comes out.
Generally, I tend to be against such extremism. I find it divisive, unproductive and mean-spirited. In this case though, I am encouraging you to do whatever you can to keep the extreme fringe of our population on task in the opposition to the vaccination and hold them to any promises made not to take a shot.
I really don’t like all the respiratory stuff that comes with getting the flu. The chills and stuff are not for me either. There is nothing attractive about the prospect of struggling to keep a meal down. Further, I don’t like the idea of people I like struggling with those symptoms
So, as supplies of the vaccine trickle in, I ask you to help those people opposing vaccination stick to their guns. Reinforce their delusional thinking.
Yes, crazy conspiracy people, the vaccination is an excuse to inject
microchips into your blood stream. Once that chip is in you all the foil hats in the world won’t save you. Those of you who the vaccine doesn’t kill right off are going to be so easy to track.
Yes, political extremists, you’re really on to something. I’m sure the president is truly concerned that you’re on to him, while simultaneously proving that he is far too progressive or far too conservative depending on what light you examine him under.
Look at it this way. If Rush Limbaugh actually passes on taking the vaccine, that frees up the three doses it would take to be effective on his mass. My entire household can be protected from the flu.
If Bill Maher and Glenn Beck don’t take it, there are two more doses freed up for you and a friend.
If we encourage the sheep that follow Limbaugh, Beck and Maher to remain true to their leaders, imagine how short the lines to get a shot will be. Consider how much that simplifies the distribution problems.
Yup, you all really should avoid this shot. Stand up for what you believe in!