My Tiger Woods Press Conference.Posted: February 19, 2010
I am announcing the opening of my virtual press conference on the Tiger Woods scandal and his press conference.
For a variety of reasons, I did not watch Tiger Woods’ press conference this morning. I went to a doctor’s appointment. When I left the appointment, I realized that it was close to the time Tiger would be taking control of the airwaves so I went to lunch and enjoyed a Tiger free burrito.
This morning, well before the blessed event, I had the TV on. I realized I could have my pick of opinions on Tiger’s situation and announcement from all kinds of experts on the matter.
I don’t know how one becomes an expert on such things. Since I don’t know, I am declaring myself an expert.
I’m certain CNN and all the other major news outlets will be in touch with me shortly, but I would like everyone to be able to have all their questions on Tiger’s situation answered as quickly as possible. As a public service, I’m making myself available here.
Please submit your questions in the comment section below and I will address them using my knowledge of:
- the situation-I was not there for any part of it
- the parties involved – I don’t know Tiger or anyone who he has slept with
- psychology – I completed PSYC 101 at the University of Maryland in the Fall of 1979
- the game of golf – I have played challenging courses including that one with the pirate ship and the one with dinosaurs
I’m happy to have this opportunity to put everyone’s minds at ease on this matter. Thanks for coming…first question please…?