Larry King getting divorced. What was he doing married?Posted: April 14, 2010
For your consideration on that point, I give you pictures of both Larry King and an alien. You decide:
Giant forehead? Check.
Wrinkly brow? Check.
Disturbing eyes? Check.
Triangular face? Check.
I think we can agree, based on the evidence presented here, to question if Larry King is native to the planet Earth.
Now we come to the question at hand. Larry King is getting divorced. To get a divorce, someone has to be married. Someone…or some-alien. Why are women marrying this possibly spaceman?
Let us discuss this further. Larry King is getting divorced for the eighth time, from his seventh wife – one woman married and was divorced from the spacemanish one twice. Seven women married Larry King. Look at Larry. Why have seven women married him?
Here is Larry and his current future ex wife.
There are children?
On a chromosomal level, how could this allegedly interstellar union produce offspring?
Women of earth, please, hear me on this. Larry may already be out there on the prowl again. Seven women have fallen prey to this strange, possibly alien, man. Wait, let me amend that…seven and a half.
Protect yourself. Do not look at him, if you must, do it through a paper plate with a hole in it. Be aware if he were an alien, he could be using some sort of ray gun to draw your attention. A ray gun is the only possible explanation.
Wear sunglasses in case you run across him in your day to day travels.