Larry King. Married. Not Married. Married.

Less than a month ago, I wrote about Larry King getting divorced.

I explained my theory that he might be from another planet.

Today, he is no longer getting divorced, despite being accused of bonking his wife’s sister.

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24 Comments on “Larry King. Married. Not Married. Married.”

  1. wordofabe says:

    I believe some sort of “arrangement” was arrived upon. The sister is only allowed to visit on Christmas and Easter and, due to Mr. King’s unresistable sexiness, she must wear an electronic ankle bracelet which will warn of any innappropriate touching of the elderly. She IS family, after all.

  2. patty punker says:

    the picture caption is priceless! no amount of money or drugs would get me through that. damn girl!

  3. jammer5 says:

    Maybe even the hot ones were finally skeptical of the Larry’s prowess anymore, so he had to return to days of old.

  4. wordofabe says:

    On the other hand, Mr. King gives me hope for my own old age…If I happen to be worth gagillions of dollars by then.

    • omawarisan says:

      You know, this brings up something interesting. It might not take as much cash as you’d think.

      Last night when I looked at the poll, money talks was looking like the landslide winner over Larry is allowed to bonk his wife’s sister.

      This morning, permissible sister bonking has closed the gap and is within striking distance of money. A shocking reversal the pundits did not see coming.

  5. linlah says:

    Does larry have sibling? Maybe that’s who she was bonking and that made all the difference?

    • omawarisan says:

      Ahhh…the mistaken identity bonk of the evil twin!

      Wife’s sister: Hi Larry, your head is looking very triangular today

      Larry’s evil twin: I’m not…I mean…Cleveland, Hello!

      Wife’s sister: C’mere

      (fade to black)

  6. Pauline says:

    That is one slutty (and probably visually impaired) sister! But I guess it’s good that they worked it out, so he won’t try and marry any other humans! 😉 (Or at least not for the moment anyways)

  7. KathiD says:

    I needed one more option:

    All of the above.

  8. spencercourt says:

    I see the poll is split between “money talks” and “he’s allowed to bonk his wife’s sister.” Actually, there is no “split” because…..since money talks, he is allowed to bonk his wife’s sister.

  9. Pie says:

    That would be a hell of a prenup.

    By the way, I thought it was only us Brits who use the word bonking with regards to sex. Don’t you usually use such fine words as nailing? Or is this anglophile corner that I’ve just wandered into?

  10. Corve says:

    This guy needs to settle down and just get it right….even his wife too. Do it for the kid.

    • omawarisan says:

      You know, in seriousness, yeah. If you’ve been married as many times as he has it might be time to reassess some things.

      Or a tradition on Saturn, his home planet.

      Welcome Corve!

  11. omawarisan says:

    The poll is getting close again, money talks’ lead is being closed by allowed to bonk his wife’s sister.

    Any opinion from the various pundits present on what message the voters are trying to send as the results narrow?

  12. Jenny says:

    The thought of that troll putting a single clammy digit on me makes me ill. No amount of money …

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