Imitate Bill Cosby DayPosted: August 3, 2010
The word apparently went out on Twitter yesterday that Bill Cosby is dead.
Bill Cosby announced that he is not.
Make Bill More Alive Than Ever Today
I am calling on each of you to imitate Bill Cosby at least once today.
Do not disrespect Bill or insult my intelligence by claiming you don’t do a Bill Cosby. You do. Everyone does. Some do him better than others, but every person on this planet is born with the innate ability to do Cosby.
Spreading a rumor that the man is dead is not cool. Imagine how his friends and family felt. Make it up to them. Just do one sentence in your morning meeting as Bill. Order your lunch and ask for a pudding pop. You can do this.
Do not bother me with arguments that you do not know any of the man’s family or friends. You don’t know that for sure. And what of that person who over hears you when you do your imitation. Do you know that their heart won’t be warmed by your selfless act on behalf of their friend? No.
Report back here when you’re done.
I’m going to get a bagel. I’m going to call the woman behind the counter who takes my order Rudy, even though that isn’t her name.