Donald Trump Vs. Me – Don Begins to Falter.Posted: May 9, 2011
A few weeks ago, I declared myself a candidate for President of the United States against Donald Trump. Though I have no money to spend on my campaign and have gotten no television exposure, my opponent is feeling the effects of my candidacy. Let’s analyze what we see, shall we?
Trump – Inescapable
Since my announcement, Trump has been even more of a presence in the news.
He held a press conference at which he announced that he is proud of himself. Who actually says out loud “I am proud of myself”? Your mom says she is proud of you. Other people can be proud of you. Saying you’re proud of yourself is like giving yourself a nickname, it just isn’t done. Despite this moment of self congratulations, Trump’s approval started sliding.
Donnie then went to a dinner where the expectation was that everyone made fun of everyone else. My candidacy was so heavy on his mind that he did not laugh. This made him look kind of foolish. There is no excuse for a lack of a sense of humor, even at dinner.
Confronted by the juggernaut that the Omawarisan campaign is, Don cancelled plans to drive the pace car for the Indianapolis 500. He says he had something else to do. We all know that something else is trying to figure out how not to be humiliated by a relatively unknown blogger.
Don, if you need it, my birth certificate is in Hoboken.
Trump Is Running Scared – Why?
My opponent is a jerk. Only the most desperate of men pat themselves on the back. The rest of us leave that to loved ones to do.
I think it shocked Trump’s campaign when I made my first appearance on my blog. I made it apparent that while I do not have good hair, it is far superior to that of my opponent.
In addition, I won the photo caption contest at the top notch blog many of you know as The Good Greatsby. This will, of course cause my campaign to surge further…if in fact surge is a measurable thing. I think it is.
I would say I am proud of myself for winning that contest, but that’s not how I roll.
I do have to acknowledge one similarity with my opponent. Like Donnie, I will not drive the pace car at the Indy 500. While that sounds like a fun thing to do, I have something else to do on Memorial Day. I will be at work when the race is held. Work. Do you know who else works? Voters. Hey voters, guess who doesn’t work? Don.
Opinion Polling Begins On The Race
Two weeks into the race, my instincts are telling me that Trump is in trouble despite his advantage in money and media attention. Based on my instinct, I am calling on Donald Trump to say definitively that he is not running for president and that I am the reason. It would be nice for him to admit he is getting out to avoid me, but I don’t expect that kind of class from him.
Quit now Don. The first me versus you poll is now open. I predict a landslide.
- The Beginning Of The End Of The Donald Trump Campaign (blurts.wordpress.com)