Pre-rapture Self Portrait Of Me, Post RapturePosted: May 21, 2011
The newest end of the world is scheduled for today. Conveniently, this time it is going to end at 6 p.m. local time, whatever 6 p.m. local time is for you.
That is kind of nice, because you certainly want be able schedule your activities and maybe get a pizza delivered in time. If you order pizza, consider really tipping the delivery person an outrageous amount, at least $400. It will make what’s left of their day, and you’re not really losing anything by doing it.
Also, if I am thinking correctly given this time zone thing, the end of the world will be moving east to west. This is really going to be helpful for those who live on or are visiting the east coast of the Americas. Folks there should be able to see it coming across the water. West Coast people won’t be as lucky. Those folks will have to wait for the end to clear the mountain ranges, so it wont be as visually impressive.
I went ahead and took a photo of what I guess is going to be left on my couch if we zapped out of our clothes or whatever:
I live in North Carolina, so if you are west of there and see a naked, near-sighted middle aged guy running toward you, it might be me. Say hi and start running.
If it’s not me, and I’m sure it won’t be, see you here on Monday.
(First the Koran burning yahoo, now this coot. Why do we give extremists such attention?)