The Jolie Pez Project: Jolie a la Mardi Gras: The MuseQuest – 2012
Posted: March 5, 2012 Filed under: The Jolie Pez Project | Tags: angelina jolie, celebrities, King cake, Krewe of Muses, Louisiana, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, postaweek 22 CommentsThe Jolie’s adventures continue with a trip to LA. Since we last saw her in California, she thought that meant Los Angeles. She was very happy to find herself in Louisiana in time for Mardi Gras! Her host for this visit is long time Blurt reader, Jane. Jane offered to have the Jolie down for Mardi Gras last year, but schedules didn’t really line up. Thank you to Jane for sticking with us and having her stop by this year!
The Jolie was thrilled to return home for Mardi Gras 2012; her ultimate goal was to Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler with the Krewe of Muses and save babies-as is her way.
That didn’t get in the way of a good party, though. In keeping with her celebrity status, the Muses decided to include her in their official ride through the city.
Wednesday, February 15, a.m.
“I need to cross the bayou to get to headquarters.”
“These huge geese are nothing compared to nesting gators. How can I get across?”
“I can use one of the stunts from my movies to leap this bayou.”
“Those woods don’t scare me.”
“Let me through, you blue giant!”
The welcoming committee served a traditional King Cake in honor of her arrival: That’s where she rescued the first baby.
“I’ll have to buy the next King Cake, but I can’t let that stop me from rescuing babies. Whoever will adopt this child?”
Thursday, February 16, a.m.
“I need to load the beads on this float, but who’s that huge woman in the distance flashing her boobs like that? Is she talking to me?”
“Oh yeah, Ms. Censored? You think you’re all that? Well, watch this!!
“Damn!” What idiot in wardrobe painted this shirt on me? Heads will roll for this!!”
Thursday, February 16, p.m.
“Goddess Nectar? Give me one of those, and one for my backpack, too.”
“That ‘goddess nectar’ has given me the strength to throw beads that are as big as my head. Can YOU do this Ms. Censored???”
“Where are my bodyguards?”
“Oh NO! Paparazzi! All I want is to have a little fun. I’m really just a Mom, you know!”
“What’s that on his head??? Is that a baby in your head piece??? Hey, give me that, Mister!”
“Don’t worry little one, I’ve got you now! Why are you in a takeout carton from ‘Wombs to Go’, anyway?”
“That goddess nectar has given me great strength and the ability to dance, dance, dance!”
“Yeah, I’m dancin’, yeah . . .”
February 17, 3:45 a.m.
Lagniappe: The Jolie had no idea that “goddess nectar” has the power to turn frogs into princes.
The Jolie is now accepting applications for adoption of the King Cake baby.
What an adventure! Thank you to Jane and the Krewe of Muses for having The Jolie as a guest.
As always, you can find all The Jolie’s adventures here.
A little administrative business – I’ve kept a list that I’ve used to keep the Jolie moving around. The list has a lot of people I haven’t heard from in a bit, so I’m asking all who are still waiting and those who haven’t spoken up yet to please let me know in comments or email. Thanks!
Blurt 
I love the picture of the Jolie with the plastic Baby Jesus she rescued from the king cake. It kind of restores my faith in humanity.
Ditto. That made me giggle out loud. 🙂
It was a moment, wasn’t it?
I’m going to pause here to gather myself.
Yes, the cake baby is the best! But I also think this adventure is one of my overall favorites.
Mine, too.
Yeah, but let’s not discount a real mardi gras float. And she said that everyone who reads this can crash at her place for mardi gras next year!
Hands down – the baby was the best part. Jolie is such a natural when it comes to holding babies, too.
Kind of interesting that her arms are good for that, and for pulling her shirt up, if in fact it was not painted on.
The best adventure! It was like I was there, every step of the way. Wait, is that King Cake all over my chin?
Yeah that’s king cake. Gimme that baby back!
Was this post censored? It feels like it was censored. I never thought The Jolie would be such a prude. If she can’t flash her panties during Mardi Gras, when can she? 😉
And, yes, I still want to coordinate a visit. Georgia in April or May or back home with me in June. Talk to The Jolie. She can have her own room and driver. And she won’t have to flash anything…other than a smile. 😉
No no, censored was that other woman.
I think she’ll probably make it to Georgia.
Then she’ll be on my mind.
I love The Jolie saving the King Cake baby!
She’s saving the world one baby at a time. I’m a little surprised she isn’t adopting them or lecturing the UN about the plight of king cake babies.
It’s nice to see The Jolie let her plastic hair down, so to speak. A little goddess juice will do that for you.
I know. It kind of loosened her braid, didn’t it?
NO WAY would I consider adopting that King Cake baby — in fact, if she needs more, I’ve got several tucked away in a drawer myself! Finding that plastic baby means you get to buy the cake for the next party. Tell The Jolie that!
See! It’s people like you who she’s going to be talking about when she goes to the UN about king cake babies.
OMG, Jolie should so ditch Brad and hook up with GI Joe. i have his number somewhere!!!
She appreciates GI Joe’s service.
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