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Five Routine Minutes: A Visit To Human Resources

A police officer that I supervise came to tell me that she and her husband were expecting their first child. I’m thrilled for them.

She was not sure how to start notifying our administrative staff and asked me to help. I was happy to do it. We went to Human Resources section and found the person that I knew would do the best job for her.

She announced her pregnancy to the Human Resources Specialist…and there was much rejoicing.

Because our job is very physical, those who are temporarily unable to do the job for medical reasons are assigned to “light duty”.

Light duty means being tied to a desk, a difficult thing for someone who is used to working in the field with a lot of autonomy. When you’re on light duty you’re subject to being pulled into all sorts of drudgery. It helps if you can get yourself assigned to a familiar place.

My officer had asked me to help her stay assigned to our unit while on light duty. Near the end of the conversation in HR, the subject of her light duty assignment came up. I spoke up.

Medical form and job assignment formalities were handled and the meeting was clearly coming to an end. I stood to leave and ended up between the HR Specialist and the officer. This became part of things going awry.

You see, I was grateful to the HR Specialist for handling the matter so well. I wanted to thank her for doing so. At the same time, she wanted to congratulate the officer on the her big news. We both started speaking at about the same time.

The result was awkward.

Things worked out such that it sounded like I thanked her for the congratulations. I didn’t deserve congratulations! This was terrible. I could not just let it stand. I had to do put things right.

I started talking. I don’t know why I insist on doing that sometimes.

I wasn’t making it better. I had a solution. I told them that I’d go wait in the lobby while they spoke.

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29 Comments on “Five Routine Minutes: A Visit To Human Resources”

  1. My Odd Family says:

    I have to remind myself that sometimes it’s best to stop talking at least once a day…Hope she at least considers naming the baby after you. Another morno giggle.

  2. It’s going to be awkward if they name the baby Omawarisan.

  3. Snoring Dog Studio says:

    Politeness, I find, is just an avenue straight to confusion.

  4. robincoyle says:

    When are you due?

  5. Debbie says:

    Congratulations on opening mouth and inserting foot. Something we all have to watch out for on a regular basis.

  6. Lenore Diane says:

    Nothing like a little ‘sole’ food, eh?
    Question… does everyone on your ‘team’ wear glasses, or did you draw your coworker with glasses in an effort to disguise her true identity?
    Joe’s worn glasses since he was 10mo old. I notice these things.

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  8. Laura says:

    It’s always that last sentence, isn’t it? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve regretted saying that last sentence.

  9. Look on the bright side. The HR person didn’t start an inquiry into whether there had been some staff fraternization!!

  10. Congratulations on a child coming into the world that you aren’t expected to parent or contribute to in any meaningful way! It’s a good feeling. I expect congratulations whenever any of the women around me get pregnant because IT’S NOT ME!

  11. Todd Pack says:

    I think you were OK until you said it wasn’t your baby, because now everone in HR (you know how those people to gossip) is thinking maybe you weren’t just an innocent bystander. Not that you were standing by when the baby was conceived! I mean, you weren’t in the room, because, why would you be?

    I should stop talking now.

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