Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter Is Awful. Gee, Who Saw That Coming?Posted: June 25, 2012
Here’s a trailer for the movie. I love Johnny Cash, but who thought it was a good idea to make Abraham Lincoln sound like him?
Who could have foreseen that this film would be such a disaster? Surely not someone who thinks a book of the policies of his yet to be established administration is a good idea. But, yes, I did. I announced over a year ago that I would not work on this film.
Hollywood, call me. The Policies Of My Administration is a blockbuster waiting to happen.
If you don’t call me, call my friend, Pie. Her idea of Winston Churchill as a werewolf is bound to be the feel good hit of next summer. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat”, doesn’t it?