The Jolie Pez Project: The Jolie Goes To The Outer Banks

The Jolie recently returned from a Caribbean adventure (to be published later). Before she heads off to Europe, she decided to take in a few sights on the North Carolina Outer Banks.

The Jolie arrived in Manteo, on Roanoke Island, late on July 3. She’d heard another celebrity lived on the island. Sadly, North Carolina’s favorite son, Andy Griffith had passed away that morning. The Jolie was sad. She was sadder still that her Botox would not let her face express the sorrow she felt.

Everyone else on the island was appropriately sad at the loss of a good man.

The Outer Banks is home to the site of the world’s first powered flight. She wandered around behind the memorial to the Wright Brothers and found them still hanging around back there. The Jolie wanted first class seating on this flight, and she told herself she had it because she was in front.

Next, she headed for the pier to get a glimpse of the ocean. She spotted this sign and convinced herself that it was somehow related to her arrival.

The Jolie also dropped by Jockey’s Ridge State Park, home to some vast sand dunes.

She felt bold as she entered the dunes, but panicked when she realized how vast the sand hills were, especially to someone a few inches tall.

The Jolie was hungry. She decided to swing by the Piggly Wiggly to grab a rib eye steak to cook for dinner. The Jolie doesn’t care if a cow is gay, straight, bi or transgendered. To her, steak is steak.

The Jolie went kayaking.

The Jolie got excited when she realized she was paddling in the Kitty Hawk Coastal Reserve. Why? That’s where the Omawari-son is doing an internship before his junior year of college.

After exploring some beautiful maritime forest, The Jolie was famished.

There are tons of great places to eat along the beaches of the Outer Banks. The Jolie does not make the best choices. She picked this place because she wanted to say “buried with a donkey, he’s my favorite honkey.”

She planned on taking in the Independence Day fireworks. Unfortunately, she missed them. She’s one of those people who sees the words “do not” as a challenge. Sometimes those people face consequences.

After she bonded out of jail for violating the restricted area, The Jolie decided it was time to get out of the country for a while. Her first stop – London! The Jolie is hoping to circle the globe before she heads back to the states. Interested in having her come visit? Let me know!


23 Comments on “The Jolie Pez Project: The Jolie Goes To The Outer Banks”

  1. Wendi says:

    King Tut’s Wiener Hut? That is a world of wrong. Girlfriend should have found some off the beaten path bbq place and left the wieners alone.

    • omawarisan says:

      It was a mistake on so many levels. It wasn’t so good. There are so many places to eat down there.

      And if you’re looking for a great dog on the obx, Cap’n Franks is the real deal.

  2. Todd Pack says:

    Of course she entered the restricted zone! The Jolie: Spanning the globe to bring you a constant variety of trouble.

  3. clemarchives says:

    I think you lied; the Jolie never panics! She’d punch a normal size shark despite her height deficiency.

    • omawarisan says:

      She’s pretty bold. The Jolie is fearless, but that is kind of her problem. Once she got out in all that sand she worried she would get dehydrated and not be as succulent.

      Welcome to Blurt!

  4. Betty says:

    I think YOU just wanted to say, “buried with a donkey, he’s my favorite honkey”

  5. Wendy says:

    Oh dear, did she try to adopt my nephew while she was there?

  6. Debbie says:

    A Piggly Wiggly? Seriously? Haven’t seen one of those since I was in Mississippi. Bet The Jolie was duly impressed — though it appears she was looking for some place else!

  7. Lenore Diane says:

    Good to see Jolie again. I hope the rest of the world is ready for her.

  8. robincoyle says:

    Do people stare at you? A grown man carrying around an action figure and photographing her in action? Must draw strange looks.

  9. Pie says:

    You have some fun and strange sounding names for restaurants. King Tut Wiener makes a double entendre irresistible. And that strapline is every kind of wrong.

    We’re bracing ourselves for the whirlwind soon to come that is The Jolie. With the Olympics coming as well, it’s more than a Pie can bear!

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