A Head Of State Proves Me Right
Posted: August 21, 2012 Filed under: Foolishness | Tags: blogging, comedy, current events, Ecuador, Great Britain, humor, Julian Assange, WikiLeaks 6 CommentsI’m not a fugitive, so I had not thought about this before. But when Julian Assange decided to hide out in the Ecuadorian embassy in London, I thought about why he’d choose that embassy. The obvious reason is that Incas are in the Embassy to protect him.
I supported my position with a story about a woman called Mama Huaca, a legendary figure in Inca lore and part of the group that founded Ecuador. Ms. Huaca was such a fierce fighter she is said to have burst the lungs of an opponent to drive off the army he was a part of. I had an idea that Mama Huaca could be in the embassy in London to protect Assange.
Today, I read that Ecuador’s president said that “I think it would be suicidal for Great Britain to enter Ecuador’s embassy.”
Yup. She’s in there. No, he didn’t say it. He didn’t have to.
It might not be a good idea to go into that Embassy
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Do NOT cross Mama Huaca
My sister Vinny was trained by Mama Huaca. Vinny once decked a 7up delivery truck driver with one punch. She could easily be an embassy bouncer.
Is Vinny Sicilian? Conventional wisdom is that one should never go up against a Sicilian when death or carbonated beverages are on the line.
Nope. Molfetta. She defied convention.
Yeah, but that guy had it coming.
Now that we have established that, what did he do?
A woman who knew how to accessorize AND strike a pose is not to be trifled with!
Mama Huaca is a force!