Pumpkins Can SwimPosted: September 2, 2012
The next installment in Guest Post week also comes from God’s country, Maryland. In this edition, Thoughts Appear warns me about a potential threat from our mutual enemy, Pumpkin. Through her links, she also reveals a long hidden secret. Enjoy her work here and over at her blog!
Over the last couple years, you and I have bonded over our mutual dislike of coffee, our love of crab, and both of us living in the great state of Maryland.
You’ve passed along tasty hot chocolate tips like adding a flavor shot of raspberry or orange. You’ve been like a father to me. And I am forever in your debt.
But today I’m repaying that debt, and I’m writing to warn you. Be careful, Oma. A battle is beginning, and our mutual enemy is gathering an army.
On a recent trip to Fort Lauderdale, I woke up early for a stroll on the beach. And I saw this:
A pumpkin. On the beach.
What would bring a pumpkin so far from its natural habitat? Obviously, it was a spy. And if they’re already watching me, they’re definitely coming for you.
If they’ve taken to the water, they’ve probably taken to the skies as well.
Watch your back (and your head), Oma. Pumpkins are launching an attack.
Your second lieutenant in the fight against pumpkins,