Reviewing Christmas PolicyPosted: November 30, 2012
The march toward my administration goes on. I have my policy writing staff working on new rules that address the matters other ruling bodies have been afraid to take on.
This seems like a good time to review an important policy.
With the first weekend of December upon us, many of our neighbors will begin preparing their outdoor lighting displays. Many of them will be fun to see. Others will be inspiring. A few will be dreadful.
Even though I have not completed my take over as the Incognito Ruler Of The World, it is appropriate for you to enforce my policies. There is no better, no easier time to take the law into your own hands than now. Address those dreadful displays.
Review my administration’s policy on Christmas decoration and remember, there were three wise men, not five.