Royal Baby Namefest Live BlogPosted: July 23, 2013
I considered boycotting the royal baby as I did the royal wedding. But after some consideration I’ve decided that it is a baby. I can’t unlike babies.
So I am fulfilling my need to engage the topic by holding a baby name fest. I will be suggesting a name every half hour until the royal name is bestowed upon the royal baby, royally.
Come back throughout the day as the list grows.
The 9am eastern time royal baby name is… Shecky.
The 9:30 am royal baby name is… Atilla
The 10 am royal baby name is… Memorabilia. Let’s face it, this one is already associated with the boy.
The 10:30 royal baby name is Maurice. Is charitable cause will be the pompitous of love.
The 11 am I’ve been in a meeting since 10:30 royal baby name is Jong Il.
The 1130 am, still in a meeting, royal baby name is Helmut.
It is lunch time! The royal lunch time name is Bjorn.
1:00 – The royal baby is Marcel for this half hour.
1:30 – the royal baby’s name is Emmett.
The 2:00 royal baby name is Joaquin.
The 2:30 name for the royal baby is Jello. Also, I’d like to point out that a smart man wouldn’t have committed to every half hour.
The 3:00 name for the royal baby is…Kenny.
The 3:30 name for the royal baby is Sam I Am. When are they going to get off their butts and give this kid a name?
The 4:00 name for the royal baby is Gilligan. They brought the baby out of the hospital but they don’t have a name? That’s bull crap. Someone is getting a bill. How are they tracking that? Yes, I know they have universal care, but that doesn’t help me.
The 4:30 name for the royal baby is Secretariat.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Somewhere is here, where the baby’s name is Cassowary until 5:30.
Nomar. Wicked good royal baby name.
7:00: Dolphins call each other by name. Here is a recording of a dolphin speaking the royal baby’s name:
7:30 – Chewbacca calls the royal baby:
8:00 – A Tibetan man rises from the depths to speak the royal baby’s latest name:
8:30 – Pasquale. Prince Pasquale.
9:00 – Igor….I-gor, like in Young Frankenstein
9:30 – If this kid’s parents aren’t responsible enough to name him with nine months to make a decision, I’m not going to feel bad about picking this up in the morning. The 9:30 – overnight royal baby name is Woody.
Namefest Day Two
Starting a new post
- The Royal Baby Is Here, In Case You Didn’t Know. (pienbiscuits.wordpress.com)