Royal Baby Namefest Live Blog – Day 2

I’m not giving up. Every half hour until they name the baby, I am going to name it for them

4:30 am:

Name your freaking kid!


Dave Matthews

The 5:30 am royal baby name is Sergio

The 6 am royal baby name is Bucky.

Did you know that they didn’t announce Prince Charles’ name for thirty days? Who does that?

The 6:30 royal baby name is Levi.

The 7:00 royal baby name is Strauss.

The 7:30 royal baby name is Javier.

The 8:00 royal baby name is Muggsy.

The 8:30 royal baby name is Chang.

The 9:00 royal baby name is Kangaroo.

The 9:30 royal baby name is Frank.

The 10 a.m. royal baby name is Bama.

The 10:30 royal baby name is Gus.

The11:00 royal baby name is…

Sorry, was at a retirement lunch for an old friend. Congrats to Amy for getting out safe and being the royal baby name for 1:30.

It is over! They finally named their child. It is anyone’s guess what being this slow with the easiest part of being a parent implies about their ability to potty train the boy. Best of luck to them and to all new parents, everywhere.


26 Comments on “Royal Baby Namefest Live Blog – Day 2”

  1. Impressive! FYI, William was named fairly quickly…. within 7 days of his birth. The Duchess of York were named in about two weeks. While it took Kate and William three weeks to name their cocker spaniel I bet they name name the baby much quicker. They are a sensible couple. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you!

    • omawarisan says:

      What do these people call their babies until they decide? I was calling my son by name right away.

      • Congratulations!! Prince, darling, sweetie, precious. George is a nice name, don’t you think? Six previous British kings have been named George! FYI: Now that Kate and William have chosen a name, they are expected to choose a photographer for the baby’s first official portrait. Can’t wait. More pictures!!

  2. Katie says:

    I’m just waiting for this to devolve into common nouns.

  3. lbwoodgate says:

    How about Chauncy?

  4. This is impressive! Loved the video. What if they also wait 30 days? Will they be dragging you away in a straight jacket by then?

  5. I’ll go for Bucky.

  6. Blogdramedy says:

    It’s becoming obvious that the Family is running a book.

  7. I’m thinking you should have found out that 30 day marker before you committed to this. Now I fear you will just end up being committed.

  8. knace says:

    Did you have to get up and go to work this morning?? This reminds me of childbirth. (Especially the video) It starts out with a positive can-do attitude and by the end it has devolved into a painful, obscenity laced ordeal. I don’t think you should attempt this without some kind of pain meds. Don’t be a martyr!

  9. Todd says:

    What’s funny is that they had a name picked out and were ready to announce it, but then they found out that Anthony Weiner had already used it.

  10. Can I do one? Banana Rama.

  11. Blogdramedy says:

    By George…he’s got a name. You can stand down now.

  12. Debbie says:

    Domer had a name before he arrived in the world. Most parents pick out a girl name and a boy name. I think calling a child “It” might give him or her a complex.

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  14. I know a guy named Gumby.

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