A Bar Joke That Nearly WasPosted: November 10, 2014
Today’s work is over at Long Awkward Pause. Go on over for the sad tale of the joke that nearly was.
I have had a goal for a long time. It hasn’t been my only goal. I’m working toward other important goals, like owning a blimp and having my own mariachi band. What I’m talking about is my most important goal.
I want to be part of a bar joke.
You know the jokes I’m talking about, right? Someone, or a group, walks in to a bar and the joke lies in their interaction with the bartender. For example: A guy walks in to a bar. He’s carrying jumper cables. The bartender says “you can stay as long as you don’t start anything”.
On Friday night, I was close. So stinkin’ close.
The Joke Sets Itself Up
My wife and I went to our favorite Italian…
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