Cowboy Hats: A new policy of my administration

There are not a lot of people in my part of the world who wear cowboy hats. Still, there are far too many. Sometimes I see upward of one or two adult men wearing cowboy hats in a week. Given that I am not in Texas, this is a completely unacceptable level of cowboy hat exposure.

Perhaps you have similar experiences with men unnecessarily wearing cowboy hats. When I take over running things, which I think we all see as an inevitability, things are going to change.

Let’s start with the people who will be allowed to wear cowboy hats:

A little boy demonstrating proper wearing of a cowboy hat.

1. Small boys and girls. Kids play cowboy. It comes with the package. In their minds, when they’re playing cowboy, they are a cowboy…cowperson.

My administration will never do anything to disrupt the productive imagination play of childhood. Read the rest of this entry »