The Policies.

I will be taking over at some point. I’m not saying when.

When I do, there are going to be some changes in the way things are run on this planet. Each month I announce what sort of changes you may expect.

Here are my policy announcements, in the order I revealed them.

The Bureau of Mascots.

Cowboy Hats

Bathrooms and Blackberries

Can’t Park It, Can’t Buy It

The War On Scent.

Live Nude Dogs

Words and Punctuation

Cover Songs


White Chocolate Easter Bunnies

Occupational Stereotypes

Fanny Packs

Full Employment

Autobiography Titles

Dude, Cover That Up

Christmas Decorations

Bees, Bears And Honey

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