The Policies.
I will be taking over at some point. I’m not saying when.
When I do, there are going to be some changes in the way things are run on this planet. Each month I announce what sort of changes you may expect.
Here are my policy announcements, in the order I revealed them.
The Bureau of Mascots.
Cowboy Hats
Bathrooms and Blackberries
Can’t Park It, Can’t Buy It
The War On Scent.
Live Nude Dogs
Words and Punctuation
Cover Songs
Airports
White Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Occupational Stereotypes
Fanny Packs
Full Employment
Autobiography Titles
Dude, Cover That Up
Christmas Decorations
Bees, Bears And Honey
If I hadn't written this, I would use these to tell people I'd read it.
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