The Jolie Pez Project: The Jolie Goes To The Outer Banks

The Jolie recently returned from a Caribbean adventure (to be published later). Before she heads off to Europe, she decided to take in a few sights on the North Carolina Outer Banks.

The Jolie arrived in Manteo, on Roanoke Island, late on July 3. She’d heard another celebrity lived on the island. Sadly, North Carolina’s favorite son, Andy Griffith had passed away that morning. The Jolie was sad. She was sadder still that her Botox would not let her face express the sorrow she felt.

Everyone else on the island was appropriately sad at the loss of a good man.

The Outer Banks is home to the site of the world’s first powered flight. She wandered around behind the memorial to the Wright Brothers and found them still hanging around back there. The Jolie wanted first class seating on this flight, and she told herself she had it because she was in front.

Next, she headed for the pier to get a glimpse of the ocean. She spotted this sign and convinced herself that it was somehow related to her arrival.

The Jolie also dropped by Jockey’s Ridge State Park, home to some vast sand dunes.

She felt bold as she entered the dunes, but panicked when she realized how vast the sand hills were, especially to someone a few inches tall.

The Jolie was hungry. She decided to swing by the Piggly Wiggly to grab a rib eye steak to cook for dinner. The Jolie doesn’t care if a cow is gay, straight, bi or transgendered. To her, steak is steak.

The Jolie went kayaking.

The Jolie got excited when she realized she was paddling in the Kitty Hawk Coastal Reserve. Why? That’s where the Omawari-son is doing an internship before his junior year of college.

After exploring some beautiful maritime forest, The Jolie was famished.

There are tons of great places to eat along the beaches of the Outer Banks. The Jolie does not make the best choices. She picked this place because she wanted to say “buried with a donkey, he’s my favorite honkey.”

She planned on taking in the Independence Day fireworks. Unfortunately, she missed them. She’s one of those people who sees the words “do not” as a challenge. Sometimes those people face consequences.

After she bonded out of jail for violating the restricted area, The Jolie decided it was time to get out of the country for a while. Her first stop – London! The Jolie is hoping to circle the globe before she heads back to the states. Interested in having her come visit? Let me know!

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